Faltu Shayari

Mein fail hona chahta hu

May 1, 2012 - Posted by vimax brasil - 0 Comments

10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fail hua to shadi kara denge!

A for Apple, B for Banana

April 27, 2012 - Posted by bobby - 0 Comments

Arz kiya hai:
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
wah wah
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana….
wah wah
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana….
A for Apple, B for Banana…..))

Tum Bartan Dhone K Sabun Se Nhate Ho

April 26, 2012 - Posted by vimax brasil - 0 Comments

Kyon har mausam ki tarh badal jate ho
Kyon har roj mera dil dukhate ho,

Meri ruh tak kaanp jati hai ye sunakar ki
Tum Bartan Dhone K Sabun Se Nhate Ho

SPELLING MISTAKE THI

April 26, 2012 - Posted by jkhmi dil - 0 Comments

Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,

Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,
Kyon Ki….
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“SPELLING MISTAKE THI”

Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?

April 26, 2012 - Posted by suryakumar - 0 Comments

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi…
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?

shama ro ro kar parvana se kah rahi hai

April 20, 2012 - Posted by theweeway - 0 Comments

shama ro ro kar parvana se kah rahi hai
shama ro ro kar parvana se kah rahi hai
koi mujhe rumal la do meri naak bah rahi hai

hume jaroor batana

April 18, 2012 - Posted by dsom26 - 0 Comments

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana….

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana….

uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..

to hume jaroor batana.

Yeh Faltoo Msg

April 12, 2012 - Posted by bobby - 0 Comments

Mere Ghar Ki Chat Pr Aagaye Hain Badal

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar Ki Chat Pr Aagaye Hain Badal
Yeh Faltoo Msg Hai Mat Pard PAGAL

HARA DHANIYA

April 5, 2012 - Posted by hemant salvi - 0 Comments

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess
what happened?

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao

Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA…MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHHHH…”

The night was dark, the moon was high

April 4, 2012 - Posted by Nilesh - 0 Comments

The night was dark, the moon was high

I stopped my bike….she wondered why?

I leant so close, she felt shy

I uttered those three word

I…..la

puncture?

agar dava chahiye toh dhundo chemist

March 29, 2012 - Posted by coolvicky - 0 Comments

agar dava chahiye toh dhundo chemist…
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agar dava chahiye toh dhundo chemist…
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MY NAME IS KHAN & I AM NOT A TERRORIST……

SOME TEXT MISSING

March 18, 2012 - Posted by nitin - 0 Comments

he is KISSING…
she is KISSING…
he is KISSING…
she is KISSING…

***SOME TEXT MISSING
***SOME TEXT MISSING

baaris howi aur bhigye hum

March 18, 2012 - Posted by anantpathak - 0 Comments

arz keya hai..
baaris howi aur bhigye hum
wah wah…

baaris howi bhigye hum
wah wah…

baaris howi bhigye hum

aa ghe keya howa

hona keya tha dhoph nikla sukh giyeh hum

Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Sing

March 18, 2012 - Posted by Rahul Raghav - 0 Comments

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Sing,
To Bakra Bhi Marega Bakri Ko Sing,
Wah Wah…

You’ll Be Loving It!!

March 15, 2012 - Posted by anantpathak - 0 Comments

If I Was Nike

And You Were Mcdonalds

If I Was Nike

And You Were Mcdonalds
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Baby I’ll Be Doing It

And You’ll Be Loving It!!

Din badal jate hai

February 27, 2012 - Posted by karan - 0 Comments

What’s the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai….aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!

PJ sharayi

February 16, 2012 - Posted by bunnu_banarasi - 0 Comments

Arze kiya hai….
Wo aaye na mere paas
Wo aaye na mere paas
……..
dekho gadha charta hai ghaas!!

bulbule

February 16, 2012 - Posted by bunnu_banarasi - 0 Comments

bulbule pachtayagi duare khiza aane ke baad

bulbule pachtayagi duare khiza aane ke baad

gul thokar khayenge gulshan ujad jane ke baad

nafrato ke jaam barsana haseeno chhod ho…….

Kaun punchega tumhe umr dhal jane ke baad!!

baaris howi uar bhigye hum

September 21, 2011 - Posted by Nilesh - 0 Comments

arz keya hai..
baaris howi uar bhigye hum wah wah

baaris howi bhigye hum wah wah

baaris howi bhigye hum

aaghe keya howa

hona keya tha dhoph nikla sukh giyeh hum

load shedding pe

September 21, 2011 - Posted by Rahul Raghav - 0 Comment

Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim…
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…….